tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-158088712024-03-23T13:44:35.342-04:00Catalonia, Politics and Supply Chainian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-41948271405026450122007-10-11T19:58:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:27:46.458-04:00Blogus resurectusA couple of months ago, I decided to discontinue my blog. Some of you have asked me why. There were several reasons. The main reason was related to what I would qualify as blog stalking. From now on, I will give less information about me in order to protect my privacy.<br />I also needed a break, the mental pressure of having to publish something smart every couple of weeks, while working 11 hours a day, traveling all the time and having to raise a family, was a little bit too much. I needed some time without that pressure.<br />However I am coming back with a new blog <a href="http://catalonianpolitician.blogspot.com/">catalonianpolitician.blogspot.com</a> . I am not sure which language I am going to use yet. As you probably know I am a Catalan nationalist who defends Catalonia without blaming Spain for where we are. I like Spain and the Spaniards. They would make excellent neighbors. I want to influence the Catalan society towards nationalism/globalism, not towards <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">localism</span>. I want every Catalan to be fluent in Catalan, Spanish and English, proud of our mother tongue, Catalan, but conscious of its limited reach. The problem is that English level in Catalonia is pathetic. Should I write in Catalan? Should I write in Spanish? Should I stick to English?<br /><br />Anyway from now on, you can read my posts here <a href="http://catalonianpolitician.blogspot.com/">(<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">catalon</span>-IAN politic-IAN)</a>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-68163537457910079162007-05-29T23:36:00.000-04:002007-05-29T23:40:52.039-04:00Blogus interruptusI am discontinuing this blog. I would like to thank all those who visited and commented during the last 2 years. I will continue to visit yours.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-85400001095368007952007-05-26T22:17:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:32:15.876-04:00Take action: Jazztel<a href="http://www.jazztel.com/english/index.php"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067946098210594290" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH-T0hCU9FN9MBBdAzGCO3mAc2WEC15KYY-kfwQJ-eH7zWb2BYy6usA99xU9cipALOEcnjX7Tv-5MXDw-HbECxa9rYzkb3tgp-h3H71L1q1LudLSr3ORCM96xb-NhV14TFi6cQDA/s400/imatges_15107.jpg" border="0" /></a>While in Shanghai this week, I continued to keep in touch, as usual, with what happens in my dear Catalonia. I read in e-noticies a piece of news that described the policies of the telecommunication company <a href="http://www.jazztel.com/english/index.php">Jazztel</a>. Apparently this company only accepts communications in Spanish even though is sells products and services in the Catalan speaking territories of Spain where Catalan is the official language.I am not surprised that Jazztel tries to get away with it. Companies hate diversity, “one size fits all” is the best methodology to reduce cost. Customization and localization cost money even if you have embedded DFD (design for diversity) in your design process. But market forces are able to counterbalance the natural tendency of companies to avoid diversity. My biggest issue is the reaction of some people to Jazztel arrogant position. The worst attitude is the ‘botifleristic” approach. One guy was saying, if by having Catalan customer service I will have to pay more, forget about it. These are the kind of people who have made us lose all battles since the Trastamaras, people who would not move a finger to support their country and that would sell it for personal gain, like Mas with the Estatut (Catalan Constitution), like Carod-Rovira and Montilla with TV3 in Valencia and so on.<br />Let me tell you, if the vast majority of Catalans wanted products and services in Catalan we would have them, the applicable techniques: solidarity, perseveration and market economy.<br />Let me explain you how this would work for Jazztel. All Catalans or at least the 60%-70% who care about their language, should stop using Jazztel and switch to a carrier where service is offered in Catalan (preferably in Catalan, Spanish and English, my trilingual dream), even if it is more expensive. After a few weeks, the market share of Jazztel in Catalonia, the most affluent area in the country, would be so low that they would put together a taskforce to try to reverse the trend. After analyzing the exit interviews, they would conclude that the solution was an aggressive marketing campaign in Catalan with attractive prices and the set-up of a call center in Catalonia to serve the customers in Catalan.In order to maintain the margins in Spain, they would be forced to go for a second round of outsourcing and move more jobs from Spain to Argentina. A few months ago, Jazztel shut down the call center in Galicia and moved it to Argentina (que bueno que chamaste), read it <a href="http://www.cincodias.com/articulo/empresas/Jazztel/asume/gestion/call/center/lleva/Argentina/cdssec/20060727cdscdiemp_16/Tes/">here</a> and <a href="http://www.bandaancha.st/weblogart.php?artid=4005">here</a>.<br />Conclusion, in a few months, we would have Jazztel in Catalan, we would have created jobs in Catalonia (pretty difficult to outsource, maybe to Valencia, Andorra or L’Alguer) and it would have cost us close to nothing.<br /><br />In a larger scale, the solution is even easier. Let’s assume that we declare the months of October 2007 and February 2008 as the months of Catalan in labeling and services with the support of all society, consumer associations, political parties (except PP), etc. It should be a non political exercise, not a boycott, but an exercise of consumer preferences. During the month of October, only products and services that would offer labeling and customer support also in Catalan (I am not saying only in Catalan) would be chosen. We may suffer a little bit, we may have to pay more for some products, we may even have to narrow our selection, maybe have only lettuce and onions for a couple of days, but it will be worth while. In November, after having given our warning signal, we would go back to our normal consumption habits, while all the companies that got the message would start to address the Catalan market seriously developing labeling, graphic interfaces, directions for use and service centers in Catalan. When in February, the campaign would reinitiate, the choice of products would be much wider, the price differential insignificant and those manufacturers who chose to ignore the customer requirement would be definitely out of the Catalan landscape.<br />There is only one aspect that worries me and it is collusion. I have the feeling that it already exists today and we need to bring it to the open. I am afraid that many companies have agreed on certain rules of the game to avoid that one of them goes full speed with Catalan and the others are forced to follow. The solution is called “whistleblower”, someone needs to produce an internal document or trail of emails to prove it and the justice system will do its job. Collusion and price fixing are illegal practices.<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IggjX6KxoPY"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IggjX6KxoPY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Note: The videoclip is an edited version of an original Motorola ad. The company SardanaTel only exists in my imagination, maybe now in yours too.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-13797631943402593802007-05-23T19:45:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:32:29.697-04:00Pop goes my heartLast Friday night I left for China. I had a couple of important meetings in Suzhou on Monday morning and my assistant was not able to get me a confirmed ticket flying west, so I had to fly east, although it meant a very long layover in Germany. Those who have followed me for a while, will remember that I swore not to fly Lufthansa anymore (<a href="http://ianllorens.blogspot.com/2006/03/lufthansa-nie-mehr.html">Lufthansa nie mehr!</a>), but this time I had no choice. The way to China was long, but I slept a lot, both in the plane where the business class seats recline to almost flat position and in the lounge where they have a special area with dimmed lights and reclining chairs. The stewardesses continued to be rude, but bearable and Lufthansa has really good planes and safety is first.<br />During the last 18 to 24 months flights to Asia have always been packed, all of them overbooked and with the risk that if you would not make the connection due to weather, they would send you to Anchorage and Narita prior to getting to your Chinese destination.<br />In the plane I watched a couple of movies. I started with a drama called Blood Diamond with Leonardo di Caprio, but I was not in the mood to see people suffer, so when they started to slaughter little kids I stopped it and decided to go for a comedy. I chose a Cantonese movie called Ngor yiu sing ming (My name is fame). I watched it in Cantonese with English and German subtitles. A nice movie with good actors, especially the very charming actress <a href="http://www.hkcinemagic.com/en/people.asp?id=11193">Huo Si Yan </a>(or Fok See Yin in Cantonese) and I noticed that I understand more Cantonese than I thought. Remind me and in a couple of weeks I will talk about the trilingual territory of Hong Kong.<br />I did the return in First class, apparently business was full according to my assistant. I never check the itinerary before I leave. I open the folder upon arrival and all the required information is always there, including the cell phone of the driver that will pick me up in those countries where renting a car is either not possible or not advisable.<br />From Shanghai I called the travel agency to try to downgrade me to business but they told me it would cost me 1000 dollars. I try to always be cost conscious and business class is good enough, despite the angry stewardesses.<br />So I resigned myself to take First Class on the way back and surprise, surprise, stewardesses were friendly, you get a 100% flat bed, a pajamas and a sweater, caviar, Jabugo and all that jazz.<br />The return was not through Frankfurt, but through Munich. I hate Frankfurt, it is a lousy airport, but Munich is great. Germany has been able to create a double hub, something that Spain opposes, but Bavaria, the strongest Bundesland demanded to Lufthansa the creation of an international hub in its capital and Lufthansa did. Actually the airport is by far better than Frankfurt’s. Those of you readers living in the Jacobine country of Spain will know that the army is there to protect its unity and a citizen who challenges that principle can become a target for the army. The Spanish constitution legislates, in an implicit way, that those Spanish citizens who challenge the unity of Spain can be lawfully executed and the core conservatives consider that an international hub in Barcelona would be the first step towards a breakaway.<br />Months before the whole fuzz about the Barcelona hub started, I wrote about it in my blog (click <a href="http://ianllorens.blogspot.com/2006/03/i-love-virgin.html">here</a> if you want to re-read it) and I advised the Catalonia government to lure a foreign airline to set up its European hub in BCN. My preference would be United Airlines of Star Alliance that could get good European connectivity through Spanair. Since I am the one making this suggestion, can I ask for a favor? Can you put a United flight from Boston to Barcelona on Friday evenings, leaving Logan at around 7pm and arriving in BCN around 8.30 am (Papa vine a recollir-me, arribo a dos quarts de nou!).<br />Going back to First Class, still nothing like Virgin Atlantic’s Upper Class that I described in my post “<a href="http://ianllorens.blogspot.com/2006/03/i-love-virgin.html">I love Virgin</a>”, neither masseuse nor manicure.<br />In the last leg, I watched another comedy, you will hate me for this, but I loved it. The movie was Music and Lyrics with Hugh Grand and Drew Barrymore. I think it is created after the duet <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wham!">Wham</a>, a kind of caricature. It is fun to see Hugh Grand dancing and Drew is really sweet and believe it or not I decided to see the version dubbed into American Spanish and this added to the charm (remember I am a non orthodox Catalan nationalist that supports trilingualism and actually likes the Spanish language, although I do not buy the Spanish Constitution). I attach a freshly googled video-clip of one of the songs Pop goes my heart, do not kill me, I find it fun.<br /><br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1TReQQiMKOo"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1TReQQiMKOo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-3450867379924152662007-05-12T22:31:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:32:41.840-04:00I am NOT Hispanic.The Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) loosely defines <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispanic">Hispanic</a> as someone of any race whose ancestors were born in a country where Spanish is the official tongue. According to this definition, Brazilians, Portuguese and Andorrans are not <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispanic">Hispanic</a>, but Catalans are. As minorities we supposedly have all kinds of advantages in what is called positive discrimination.<br />Many Americans (and this includes governmental employees) still confuse race and ethnicity (even in the official forms) and think that all Hispanic are what ethnically is called mestizo, that is to say, a brown skin mixture of white and native American.<br /><br />But I have to tell you, I am a Catalan. Yes, I have a Spanish passport, but I am not Hispanic and I do not want to be. My mother tongue is Catalan and about my race, plain white. So, thank you very much, I do not need any positive discrimination, I do not want any help. Do you mean that if I had been raised in Spanish, I would be handicapped and I would need a favor? Absolutely disgusting!<br /><br />When asked, I always tell the truth, race: white (most probably a mixture of Celts, Iberians, Greeks, Romans, Franks, north European Barbarians with some drops of Arab and Jewish blood), nationality: Spanish (that’s what my passport says), ethnicity: Catalan. I assume that some of the federal agencies have put a working group together to find out what Catalan ethnicity is (OK, the reality is that <a href="http://www.census.gov/population/socdemo/ancestry/ancestry_q_by_DAC_2000.xls">Catalan ethnicity </a>appears under Hispanic in the US census with the code 204).<br /><br />Luckily my color, my family name (Llorens) and my slight accent (Catalan, but most of the people confuse it with French or French Canadian) keep me off the Hispanic-targeted telemarketing campaigns.<br /><br />I see many people in USA who are very worried about Spanish taking over from English. Two months ago, the congress quickly put together a law declaring English the official language of the United States. Calm down, do not worry too much, the Spanish spoken on the streets of USA is terrible and it is getting worse and worse, as we speak.<br />Phrases as: “Aplicar pa un trabajo” (Apply for a job), “Llámame p’atrás” (call me back), “El interé de tu mortgage”, make me sick. I cannot help it, I am a language purist.<br />However the government does not seem to have any kind of remorse when using Spanish to recruit people for the military (I took the attached picture in my town, where the Hispanic population is close to zero).<br /><br />I have also observed another interesting phenomenon. When I talk in Spanish to people from <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2ZCT_LC9fbI8l9OuUijxQkGU-6DYxK0Jrj07FNGNk8oDUeE1iwoLosezLs5Iye59XnNaYJoENuOwJrYcaWCEpvb1xW5eGZ1zMYEVIL2mM5haGCB8oFoN-QxYy_uT_ge4oGW_Vlw/s1600-h/DSC01998.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5063853058140859538" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2ZCT_LC9fbI8l9OuUijxQkGU-6DYxK0Jrj07FNGNk8oDUeE1iwoLosezLs5Iye59XnNaYJoENuOwJrYcaWCEpvb1xW5eGZ1zMYEVIL2mM5haGCB8oFoN-QxYy_uT_ge4oGW_Vlw/s400/DSC01998.JPG" border="0" /></a>South and Central America who live in USA, most of the times, they refuse to answer back in Spanish, even if they were talking in Spanish among themselves. Also very often, they switch to English when I get close by (by the way, most of them speak an American English 10 times better than mine). I dislike this attitude. Even if I do not consider myself Hispanic, I am proud to speak standard Castilian Spanish, and I would never switch language, just because a perceived Anglo is walking past.<br /><br />To summarize, I do not need any kind of discrimination, neither positive, not negative. Look at my green eyes and judge me for what I am. But if I need to identify myself, I will always proudly say, I AM A CATALAN.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-30861960634575628892007-04-23T23:22:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:32:53.341-04:00If we were independent, we would not starveDue to my eclectic nature, I read (or browse through) 8 or 10 e-newspapers every day: e-noticies, Vilaweb, Raco Català, La Vanguardia, El Periódico , but also ABC, El Mundo, Las Provincias (Valencia) and a couple of international ones (Reuters, BBC, CNN, Haaretz and Le Monde).<br /><br />ABC always amazes me. When a Catalan does a something that they judge wrong, he is a Catalan, when a Catalan does something they judge positive, the person becomes a Spaniard.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8LnbSpUvmUaJAxWdnt7nQOlhVU2uekzoq6hjL8AAzM5IlEutx6jlRbSXPVArawFcHsHnwCinJa5ZouvCgrTqV65FK4KK9clhrBn_bvjOB9uoJA4ZFBIOohkQIwsAZdjV4GWyFxA/s1600-h/Ferran.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5056844134768614226" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8LnbSpUvmUaJAxWdnt7nQOlhVU2uekzoq6hjL8AAzM5IlEutx6jlRbSXPVArawFcHsHnwCinJa5ZouvCgrTqV65FK4KK9clhrBn_bvjOB9uoJA4ZFBIOohkQIwsAZdjV4GWyFxA/s320/Ferran.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />The latest example of that, is yesterday’s report on the latest list of best restaurants in the world (<a href="http://www.theworlds50best.com/2007_list.html">Restaurant magazine S. Pellegrino’s list</a>). According to ABC’s report, El Bulli, owned by the SPANISH cook Ferrán Adriá or Adrià (apparently, ABC also wants to re-write the Catalan grammar, it should be Ferran Adrià, no matter where it shows up in the article) is for second consecutive year, the best restaurant in the world.<br />According to the article, 6 SPANISH restaurants make it to the top 50 list. Good job Spain!!<br />But, let’s analyze the location of those restaurants:<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5056844323747175266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 521px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 215px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="177" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTFJJlj0fzmmUp2RgLNLBSDDMzOrayag-L-jIDN9KRleWIFHT9maww3IaJtAhlQCJaz0ufCWBeUajesXWIdG9rLIfEhZhqKPOFNqBDGX8Sk5Husj8U7oK0Kp8p8qcpDoQF7Obxxg/s400/Table_restaurant.jpg" width="469" border="0" /><br />Oh! Surprise, surprise. There’s three Catalan and 3 Basque. However, the article does not mention, not even a single time the words Catalan or Basque. I understand, it is hard to tell, El Bulli, Mugaritz, Ferran, Berasategui, Can Fabes, Celler, Arzak, nothing closer to standard Castilian, at least for ABC.es.<br /><br />Anyway, Catalans and Basques, let’s not take this very seriously. Let’s not allow the single-sided, “Catalans-you-are Spanish-you-like-it-or-not-and-you-shut-up” approach of the Spanish nationalist media to cause us an indigestion.<br /><br />The only consequence I can get from the ABC.es article is that when we are independent, we will not starve. Let’s toast with “cava” and “txakoli”.<br /><br /><br />Form <a href="http://www.abc.es/hemeroteca/historico-23-04-2007/abc/Cultura/el-bulli-de-ferran-adria-repite-como-el-mejor-restaurante-del-mundo_1632707822475.html">ABC.es</a><br /><a href="http://http//www.abc.es/hemeroteca/historico-23-04-2007/abc/Cultura/el-bulli-de-ferran-adria-repite-como-el-mejor-restaurante-del-mundo_1632707822475.html">El Bulli de Ferrán Adriá repite como el mejor restaurante del mundo </a><br /><br />EFE LONDRES<br />El Bulli, propiedad del cocinero español Ferrán Adrià y situado cerca de la localidad gerundense de Rosas, sigue siendo por segundo año consecutivo el mejor restaurante del mundo, según la prestigiosa revista gastronómica Restaurant.<br />Gracias al voto de la mayoría de los 651 jueces participantes, El Bulli consigue mantenerse en la primera posición de la lista San Pellegrino de los cincuenta mejores restaurantes del mundo que elabora esta revista, a la que España contribuye con otros cinco templos gastronómicos, ha informado hoy Restaurant.<br />El Bulli, que en los últimos seis años no ha bajado del tercer puesto dentro de ese índice, ocupó el primer lugar en las ediciones de 2001 y 2006. Entre los elegidos de este año, y por detrás de El Bulli, los críticos de Restaurant han reconocido la labor gastronómica del restaurante Mugaritz, de Rentería (Guipúzcoa), que alcanza la séptima posición.<br />De cerca le siguen el donostiarra Arzak y el gerundense El Celler de Can Roca, décimo y undécimo mejores restaurantes del mundo, respectivamente. El restaurante Can Fabes, de Sant Celoni (Barcelona), logra el vigésimo segundo lugar, mientras que el Martin Berasategui, de Lasarte (Guipúzcoa), alcanza el puesto veintisiete.<br />Gracias a estas seis representaciones, España es el cuarto país, junto a Italia, con mayor número de restaurantes de alta cocina del mundo, superados por Francia, con doce; EEUU, con ocho, y el Reino Unido, con siete.<br />El brasileño DOM, de São Paulo, en el puesto 38, es el único restaurante latinoamericano que logra hacerse un hueco en esta lista de los cincuenta mejores, en la que el año pasado ocupaba el último lugar.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-54054044374393097632007-04-12T22:31:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:33:10.071-04:00Future in our hands<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiT6al7nVayxQBszBfWeqkB1E2CsBrmFTW6tOFF-wHRrD0RfFuROcwvlnuh6W9copufmOD1wh0bYQ7j8VvOjUoClnnerjPX62vnSGLiV66QnSdgpyQAu2o30IqIYpydGrRQxNwwA/s1600-h/barres2.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052759464943054850" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiT6al7nVayxQBszBfWeqkB1E2CsBrmFTW6tOFF-wHRrD0RfFuROcwvlnuh6W9copufmOD1wh0bYQ7j8VvOjUoClnnerjPX62vnSGLiV66QnSdgpyQAu2o30IqIYpydGrRQxNwwA/s320/barres2.gif" border="0" /></a><br />We, Catalans, cannot simply complain about the Spanish government not doing this or that to grant Catalonia the rights it deserves.<br /><br />It is also true, however, that so far nothing has been done to make of the Kingdom of Spain a place that Catalans (real Catalans, those Catalans from all origins who feel our culture, language and philosophy of life has a value) can call their country.<br />Those who, like me, live overseas, know that in the Spanish consulates and embassies, there is absolutely no sign or indication that Spain is a multicultural, multilingual country. With a minimum investment, it would have been possible to have the key signage in Spanish and Catalan (most probably they should have had it also in Galician and Basque too), and in those locations where there is Catalan speaking personnel, a sticker on the counter saying: “es parla català”.<br />It would have been a great gesture by the Spanish government to push to have Catalan recognized as an official language of the EU, based on the fact that is the EU language without state that has highest number of speakers and is used at all levels of society (education, communication, literature, business, etc.). It would have been easy to make the case, or otherwise refuse to pay for those languages that are not even exclusive of their countries and used by orders of magnitude less that Catalan, like Gaelic or Maltese.<br />They could have supported the Catalan national teams in those sports where Catalonia is a world leader (roller hockey, waterpolo, ...), the same as Great Britain with soccer, rugby and others, instead of spending public money to avoid it.<br />They could have favored multi-language labeling for products with distribution nation-wide. They could have included Catalan (and also Galician and Basque) as languages that can be used to represent Spain in any foreign cultural event (even the Eurovision, I do not think that by singing in Catalan, we would be worse off).<br />They could have encouraged the use of the 4 national languages in Parliament, just by investing a little bit in interpreters, a small investment to show that they care.<br />They could have fought to get the bullet train connection Valencia-Barcelona-Paris, far earlier than the Madrid-Seville. They could have pushed to get an international airport hub in Barcelona to support the “still now” leading economy in the Iberian peninsula.<br />They could have used the traditional Catalan industrious and reserved character, to counter the Hispanic stereotype flamenco-party-fiesta-macho-ole that people outside Spain have in their minds.<br />The could have endorsed the fact that Catalan and Valencian are the same language, something that is clear as water, but they never did it because they wanted on one side, to undermine the Catalan culture, and on the other side to score points with the Valencian Spanish nationalist. The scientific truth to hell if we get the majority in congress, that’s their approach. In the 70’s, for instance, the Belgian government issue a law that stated that Flemish and Dutch were the same language (Neederlands), something unthinkable in Spain.<br /><br />During the 30 years of democracy, I thought that there was hope for a federal monarchy, where Catalonia, its culture, language and personality would be valued.<br />As per today, I have totally lost hope, especially today after watching a hate- speech program in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB9DehZYEAw">Telemadrid</a>. We need to go a different route. It is all in our hands, Catalans at home, in Europe and overseas. The biggest handicap is also within ourselves. The current Catalan politicians are a scam.<br /><br />I hope that one day, we will act united as Catalans and not in a partisan way. Before that happens, I have no hope.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-88811541667756178882007-04-05T23:17:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:33:33.342-04:002024 (re-print)<em><span style="font-size:85%;">More than a year ago, I posted a political fiction post called 2024. I am publishing it again to remind us how things change depending on where we stand.</span></em><br /><br /><a href="http://ianllorens.blogspot.com/2006/02/2024.html">2024</a><br />Today, February 12th 2024, the European Parliament has rejected a proposal by the Spanish representative to the European Council to re-create the Spanish tax collection agency that was eliminated in the year 2014, when the European tax collection agency was founded with the objective to collect all European taxes, except those from Germany, France, Italy and the Benelux, countries that have kept till today their own tax collection entities, claiming historical rights as founding members of the European Union.Behind the Spanish proposal, we can find the fact that only 75% of the taxes collected in Spain, come back, while countries like Turkey are taking advantage of the solidarity funds due to partisan reasons, since the votes of its 120 million citizens (one forth of the European Union population) are key to keep the EPP (European Popular Party) in charge of the European government.Due to its current fiscal deficit, Spain has been obliged to restore the inheritance tax, reintroduce tolls at all statewide highways (that had been eliminated in 2002 in the whole country, except for Catalonia) and institute a 20% co-payment for medical assistance, among other measures.<br />The Spanish representative explained that after the tax redistribution, the per capita income in Spain dropped four places in the European ranking, after being taken over by Portugal, Czech Republic, Hungary and Latvia. These four countries that still enjoy the solidarity funds, have been able to eliminate the inheritance tax, all medical co-payments and have even introduced free dental coverage.<br />The Spanish proposal has provoked violent reactions, especially in those four countries and Turkey. Since Spain started to publicize its proposal, several organizations in those countries have called for a boycott to Spanish products, especially, Rioja wine, olive oil and, of course, “cava” (Catalan sparkling wine). Sales of those products in Europe have dropped significantly (about 7%), although the selling season has been saved thanks to the marketing efforts in Asia and the USA, as well as, the sale of non labeled wine and olive oil to Italian companies.<br />At the same time, some groups in Madrid have started a boycott against products labeled in English, which are invading the shelves of the supermarkets, due to lower distribution costs. England has sent an official complaint to the Spanish regional government and has qualified the attitude of the Madrilenian citizens as racist.<br />Meanwhile the dispute between the Seville archdioceses museum and the Moroccan government continues. The Moroccan government is demanding the return of all religious objects (Christian and Muslim) that came from the Spanish ex-colonies of Ceuta and Melilla. As you will remember, those colonies were returned to Morocco in 2018, as a result of the pressure from the Turkish government to the European conservative party that needed the support of the Turkish parties to overcome a non confidence vote in the European Parliament. The leader of the Spanish conservative party, who initially signaled his disagreement, was called to Brussels for consultations and despite the fact that there were many rumors about his possible resignation, he finally accepted the party line and voted for the return of the two enclaves to Morocco.<br />The only positive event this year has been the return of the documents stolen from Madrilenian institutions and private owners by the French troops during the War of Independence in 1808, and that were located at the French National Museum in Lyon. The documents left Lyon in the middle of the night and with heavy escort. The mayor of Lyon has filed an injunction against the Spanish regional goverment that has been accepted by the European court.<br /><br />A close aide to the expresident of the Spanish government at the beginning of the century, José María Aznar, has indicated that the expresident, in view of the situation, exclaimed in privacy and in Catalan: “We should have learnt from the Catalans”.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-56855362928273339892007-03-30T20:48:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:33:43.896-04:00Do not get married by a piglet<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5ZxmX0QS3dD8YNSgcu6ziUlH7__5PRd2t_iKC_YLnpe_eMnCiTJHbUeM2xbXgNsRu7OsvHEs5bRo94qRDqpMTwcpIOpdEwv2j9qAN0id5ISg4GO3sfC11DqT3rjCM209qmcinNA/s1600-h/weddingpiglet.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047884679087564882" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5ZxmX0QS3dD8YNSgcu6ziUlH7__5PRd2t_iKC_YLnpe_eMnCiTJHbUeM2xbXgNsRu7OsvHEs5bRo94qRDqpMTwcpIOpdEwv2j9qAN0id5ISg4GO3sfC11DqT3rjCM209qmcinNA/s320/weddingpiglet.jpg" border="0" /></a>Two weeks ago, I read in the Catalan e-papers an unbelievable story. A Catalan couple who lived in Madrid, went back to Barcelona in order to have their wedding ceremony held in Catalan.<br />To their dismay, the judge refused to marry them in Catalan. The were told that if they wanted to get married in Catalan, they had to wait to the end of the day, after all the other couples were married, and after that, maybe someone would marry them in Catalan. The name of the judge is Antonio Lechón (literally Anthony Piglet).<br />The even more amazing thing is that the judge was getting an allowance (additional monies on top of his salary as judge) because he had demonstrated command of the Catalan language.<br /><br />The couple sued the judge and they lost. The reason: judges are not required to speak Catalan, even if operating in Catalonia and, apparently, even if they are paid additional money for having demonstrated proficiency in the Catalan language.<br /><br />But we should not be surprised, this is another clear demonstration that Catalonia is still in a colonial situation as it has been in the last 300 years.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwMjd1lrskKPQVdlZpavHiAtWRKONpvUacylv4ctUeh4RNPfKGh1REzgfmh6l9G-GZIml_Dv-FPLWVHcKGeyUSCW4C1Fb2Q3aIPal-HMF_OWRiZydHc5xY90vZTTbHXDuanh2mrw/s1600-h/nuevaplantacat.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047894759375808610" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwMjd1lrskKPQVdlZpavHiAtWRKONpvUacylv4ctUeh4RNPfKGh1REzgfmh6l9G-GZIml_Dv-FPLWVHcKGeyUSCW4C1Fb2Q3aIPal-HMF_OWRiZydHc5xY90vZTTbHXDuanh2mrw/s320/nuevaplantacat.jpg" border="0" /></a>It all started with the Decree of New Foundation issued on January 16th, 1716 by King Philip V. In the 6th paragraph, he clearly states:<br />"Las causas en la Real Audiencia (de Barcelona) se substanciaran en lengua Castellana, y para que por la mayor satisfacion de las partes, los incidentes de las Causas, se traten con mayor deliberacion, mando que todas las Peticiones, presentaciones de Instrumentos, y lo demas que se ofreciere, se haga en las Salas...." (this can be summarized as 'all proceedings in the Barcelona Supreme Court will be held in Castilian languange only').<br />For the first time in the history of Catalonia (and the County of Barcelona), Castilian was imposed as the only language that could be used in legal procedings. Before that date (1716), Catalan and Latin (in some documents) were used. Castilian was, up to that point, a foreign language.<br /><br />This Decree has never been revoked and it is therefore, legally speaking, still applicable. For this reason, we should not be surprised about Mr. Piglet winnimg the case.<br /><br />Conclusion: Never get married by a Piglet!!!<br /><br />By the way, since we are talking about pigs, let me tell you a free translation of a joke that <a href="http://johnnytastavins.blogspot.com/">Johnny Tastavins </a>forwarded to me yesterday:<br /><br />José Maria Aznar, Eduardo Zaplana, Ángel Acebes were driving to downtown Madrid in a stretched limo to meet Zapatero. When they were still in the outskirts of Madrid, three pigs suddenly appeared in the middle of the road. The driver was unable to avoid them, hit them and killed them on the spot. The three politicians of the conservative Popular Party got out of the car and inspected the damage to the Party's limo and noticed that it was severely dented. When Rajoy saw the extent of the damage, he got mad and told the driver: "Go right now and find out who the owner of these three pigs is, I am going to sue him. We will wait for you here". After a couple of hours, they saw the driver staggering towards them. He was drunk, had red eyes and a smiley face. Zaplana asked him: "What happened? Did you find that bastard?". The driver nodded and said "it was a farmer and he gave me this expensive bottle of brandy, his wife gave me this box of cigars and his daughter gave me three blow jobs".<br />Acebes interjected, "what did you tell them?.<br />The driver answered. "I just told them that I was the driver of Aznar, Zaplana and Acebes, that I had an accident and I had killed three pigs".ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-23059857517286253332007-03-16T19:01:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:34:00.784-04:00'John Cleese is the son of a bitch' would rhyme for Manuel<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2zTW3QZfFcu2g22BViU6NOxk1VgLlILbRW55hW7BkhuUSGU-qEcD1BQR9KCTWBhwuWA51_AKp2jtKpnIHyzUONA66eDAdVnjcc9BBAAjyWtxjqASKlgFM3YJHuN19ktLp-lXu7A/s1600-h/Manuel.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042664002646309394" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2zTW3QZfFcu2g22BViU6NOxk1VgLlILbRW55hW7BkhuUSGU-qEcD1BQR9KCTWBhwuWA51_AKp2jtKpnIHyzUONA66eDAdVnjcc9BBAAjyWtxjqASKlgFM3YJHuN19ktLp-lXu7A/s320/Manuel.jpg" border="0" /></a> The comments deserve something a little more elaborated than a laconic reply. Therefore I have decided to make a post.<br /><br />I would like to thank Tom for the clarification. I have changed the text to put the blame only on John Cleese, what makes me feel much better, because I actually like many of the other works of Monty Python, especially Brian's life. I also agree that Manuel is a nice guy. Most probably he would make a much better job representing Barcelona than our current rising star of diplomacy, Carod-Rovira.<br /><br />I would also like to take some time to reply to Garci.<br />I can understand that your intellectually challenged friends (aka retarded or intellectually disabled) resonate with Manolo. <div>It is funny, however, that you do not identify yourself with him, but you have no problem to link him with the non Catalan speaking population born in Barcelona. By the way, the fact that 50% of the people from Catalonia does not have Catalan as mother tongue, does not mean that they do not speak Catalan (the percentage of Barcelona born people who speak Catalan is in the high 90s) and it does not mean either that they have Castilian or Andalusian accent. In general those Catalans who were born in Catalonia and have Spanish as mother tongue speak pretty neutral Spanish, sometimes with a slight palatal l and ll and use some Catalan words to describe some specific things where the Catalan word fits better, as for example “plegar” (finish your workday or quite a job voluntarily).<br /><br />Regarding languages, I speak Dutch and German, Catalan and Spanish, and from all points of view, grammar, vocabulary and phonetics the percentage of correlation is very close in those 2 pairs (80% to 85% depending on the text, if you use kadoje instead of geschenk, the correlation is lower, for instance). Flemish and Dutch have dialectal differences similar to Catalan and Valencian, with a fundamental difference, in 1980 the Dutch and Belgian governments signed the “Taalunieverdrag”, a treaty that recognized that Dutch and Flemish were the same language under the name of Nederlands.<br /><br />As usual, I will ignore your “under the belt” attack. Those things I mention are common themes for the Catalan stereotype in the rest of the Spain, used in jokes and parodies, and that have a certain foundation, although they are normally an exaggeration or a distortion of reality. And about my kids, I am trying to do my best to educate them well and I make them citizens of the world. However, I had my 8 year old daughter next to me when I was preparing the previous posting and she saw the video clip and asked me, are the people from Barcelona so stupid? Although she has never lived in Barcelona, she was born there. I did not reply, just closed the window.<br /><br />And yes, I am upset and pissed off and I have the right to be. To be frank I would also be upset (maybe slightly less, but still upset) if Manuel had been from Madrid or Seville and a little been upset if Manuel had been from South America. However I would have enjoyed the series, if he had been Italian or French. Because I like Spain and the Spanish people. My problem is that Spain is now an enlarged Castile, and all efforts are being made to shield any other cultures and languages from the rest of the world. Today’s Spain is not my country, I do not feel represented at all, as I do not feel represented by Manuel.<br /><br />But judge by yourself, let me copy and paste the description of the character from Wikipedia:<br />“Manuel, a waiter played by Andrew Sachs, is a well-meaning but disorganised and constantly confused Spaniard from Barcelona with a poor grasp of the English language and customs. He is constantly verbally and physically abused by his boss. He is afraid of Mr. Fawlty's quick temper and violent assaults, yet often expresses his appreciation for being given the position. When told by either Basil, Sybil, or Polly what to do, he answers, "Qué?", which means 'What?', and "Sí", which means 'Yes'.<br />The character's nationality was switched to Mexican for the Spanish dub of the show broadcast to most of Spain, while in the Basque region he is an Italian called Manolo” </div><div><br />And do not forget that when they try to explain to others the rootcause of his imbecility, they justify it as saying, “he is from Barcelona”. </div><div><br />I know it is difficult for you to understand the feeling since you are not from Barcelona, but Tom or even you, if you love UK, can get a taste of it when reading my rant about the British bitches, meant to be a figure of speech without much sophistication.<br />And the problem is that those stereotypes stick for years, especially among certain parts of the society and they are difficult to change. Be honest and tell me how would you react if you read a piece of news saying that Harvard university has decided to establish its European campus in Lepe.</div>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-59762483158550961062007-03-15T20:17:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:37:55.564-04:00I am sorry, I am from Barcelona<object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I_VYahjKldA"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I_VYahjKldA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />I am just back from China. I got a couple of excellent Chinglish examples that I will publish in a couple of weeks. I am jetlagged and tired, but I need to write something about Faulty Towers.<br />Today I had a quite high level meeting with some pretty senior people. Whenever someone asks me where I am from, I always say, I am from Barcelona. I have a hard time to say that I am from Spain, and if I say I am from Catalonia, most of the people say Cata-what?, so since I left Spain 15 years ago I always say Barcelona.<br />In the meeting I met a Dutch guy who, when I said Barcelona (pronounced in the American way), told me with a grin, I thought you called it “Barthelona” (pronounced as in Spanish). I told him that we , Catalans, call it Barcelona (very close pronunciation to the English one) and that Barthelona is in Spanish, not our mother tongue.<br />He then told me: but Catalan and Spanish are basically the same language, like Dutch and Flemish. I replied to him that the difference between Catalan and Spanish is the same, more or less, that between Dutch and German. The he argued, the latter are definitely two different languages. I replied that it only took me three weeks to learn Dutch after having learned German (what, by the way, is true) and that I am not “Manuel”.<br /><br />The reason why the Dutch guy was grinning is because of the British series “Faulty Towers”. One of the main characters of the TV series is “Manuel”, a stupid, clumsy, strongly Spanish accented waiter from, yes, Barcelona, a true stereotype of the Spain of bullfighting and flamenco that the dictator Francisco Franco sold to the world.<br /><br />I saw one episode of the series once and I could not stand it. I made me vomit. I has nothing to do with our Catalan culture. I do not mind being laughed at, because we dance the most boring dance in the world, the “sardana”, or because we make human towers (“castellers”) or because we are stingy, or because we work when the other party. I do not mind to be called Polish because we speak a different language or singled out because my real Catalan first and middle names are unpronounceable by an average Spaniard, but I cannot swallow the fact that they laugh at me for things I consider are foreign to me as the Balinese dance.<br /><br />Some time ago I wrote to the Catalan government and the Barcelona town hall asking them to initiate legal action against Monty Python. I did not even get a reply from them. I think they were too busy siphoning money from the law abiding citizens. I hope I can find, one day, a lawyer who is willing to start a class action law suit. If that happens, I am willing to support with one thousand dollars.<br /><br />For my ease of mind, let me say that I think that Monty Python's John Cleese has done a lot of damage to Barcelona’s reputation in many of the North European countries (thanks God, the series is not popular at all in USA). That's why I have no choice but to qualify him and the other authors as morons, idiots, motherfuckers and sons of some of the hundreds of British bitches that come to Barcelona to get drunk for 2 euros. They may even have a Barcelona father without knowing it.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-75826159505589191862007-02-23T18:45:00.000-05:002007-10-11T20:38:09.777-04:00Catalan and Market EconomyUnfortunately the best word to describe us Catalans is a Spanish one: “gilipollas”. There’s plenty of Catalan words that have a similar meaning (“beneit, ximple, babau, beneit del cabàs, curt, poca-solta, …”), but none of them describes this special kind of acquired moronity that <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTNjGxiAorJDZ8qksStULA6WZ7865qlcK05y3SebC92YDBZg8hNtOLWLERfsaNEb0bygHBjyA2na1QfRTPsLq1CrBgm0vJiLqrXOlsd4T5dcw3k4q7HIjUISSxICeuOOotqHO-kw/s1600-h/pOLITICSgILIPOLLES.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5034885703816122786" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTNjGxiAorJDZ8qksStULA6WZ7865qlcK05y3SebC92YDBZg8hNtOLWLERfsaNEb0bygHBjyA2na1QfRTPsLq1CrBgm0vJiLqrXOlsd4T5dcw3k4q7HIjUISSxICeuOOotqHO-kw/s320/pOLITICSgILIPOLLES.jpg" border="0" /></a>characterizes us. Led by politicians whose brain is the size of a mosquito’s testicle, we act as a divided people with neither ambition not pride. It’s 500 years of lowering our heads and those who dared to raise it were betrayed by their own neighbors ("botiflers").<br /><br />I love market economy and I am appalled by the fact that most C<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwowNLnrA6RCE-a0crE3bZBX3O121RzQSJZEEyZCeEDcaprt72tiMMTwov8laMc9xebjXMFB_Q_uuihX33tY9msFr8LQJr15njaoEOY2e94SdfA114G5bgGOmvdUZwUMypua1xyA/s1600-h/PoliticsGilipollas.bmp"></a>atalans put all the responsibility of the situation of our nation and especially, our language, on the government. Dear fellow citizens, our government is useless, the brainpower of the whole cabinet put together would not rival the one of an Australopithecus having a bad day. Write them off. They would sell you and their mother, for an ephemeral political gain.<br /><br />The power is in our cash, credit cards, cash cards, checks and bank accounts. Let’s put our money only on those products that offer user interfaces, directions for use, call centers, labels and advertisements in Catalan. Let’s value the customer focus of those companies that believe that satisfying the Catalan customers is worth while the effort of creating diversity in their product portfolio.<br />If a company from Albacete offers a product labeled in Catalan and a company from Palau de Plegamans offers a similar product only labeled in Spanish, let’s all massively buy the one from Albacete.<br />Even assuming that only 50% of the Catalan speaking people gives a damn about their language, that makes a good 5 million people with a purchasing power bigger than many mid and small size European countries with solid line borders around them. When the market share in the Catalan speaking areas of those companies who refuse to offer their services in Catalan plummet, you will see how quickly all of them will offer their products and services in Catalan.<br />I personally hope that one day, every product distributed in Catalonia will be labed in three languages (Catalan, English and Spanish), any call center and service website will be in those three languages and every shop assistant, taxi driver, policeman, etc will be fluent in those three languages too.<br /><br />It is in our hands. Let’s not look at the country of origin of the products to decide whether we buy them or not, let’s check whether they have been tailored to satisfy our needs, thinking that we, Catalan customers, are important for this or that company, let’s favor those businesses that value us and are willing to spend some resources to meet our needs and let’s be ready to pay a little bit more for those products too.<br /><br />If we act this way, you will see how fast the language will be normalized and we will be able to reserve the adjective “gilipollas” only for our politicians. <div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Note: as a business person, I am aware that the distribution of multi-language labeled products poses a big challenge in Spain. Many Spanish people would boycott products that are labeled in Spanish and Catalan and distributed outside the Catalan speaking areas, simply because Catalan is also on the label. As you can see, Spain is not Belgium, Singapore, Switzerland or Canada. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I am getting ready to fly to Shanghai and practise my Mandarin. Zai jian.</div></div>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-79698863545455455292007-02-22T01:56:00.000-05:002007-10-11T20:38:26.708-04:00Pep Priorat i Aguiló: Presidente<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwU9srvDL0RiFpowfK3H-taWnjPoNyG12-QltIASmivFxsIuCDJZUhxu4W2iVmt5ZW-OcpVTgLtr_eZBmCSmM2xgduOXq7525CQxhA0EeQ-Ynr-44uv_m1mfSWZdESIfwSXXn-PA/s1600-h/Jose_Montilla_Aguilera.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5033404059891641250" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwU9srvDL0RiFpowfK3H-taWnjPoNyG12-QltIASmivFxsIuCDJZUhxu4W2iVmt5ZW-OcpVTgLtr_eZBmCSmM2xgduOXq7525CQxhA0EeQ-Ynr-44uv_m1mfSWZdESIfwSXXn-PA/s200/Jose_Montilla_Aguilera.jpg" border="0" /></a>As some of you will still remember, today is George Washington's <a href="http://ianllorens.blogspot.com/2006/02/george-and-i.html">birthday</a> and so is mine. Therefore I plan to write about a president that will never exist, Pep Priorat i Aguiló, "Presidente" of Spain.<br /><div><div><div><div><br />Many inside, but especially outside Catalonia thought that Catalonia would never have a president that did not have Catalan roots. They all have been proven wrong. Our current president, José Montilla Aguilera, has no Catalan blood whatsoever and he was not even born in Catalonia. He did not even change his first name to Josep (he did that only in previous elections, but not anymore) and he is clearly no "Terminator" either. </div><br /><div>Personally I think that laws should require a president be born in Catalonia to run for office, mainly trying to avoid conflict of interests and to warranty allegiance to the country he/she serves. But anyway, José was elected legally and democratically and therefore he is our president, whether or not I like it, and most probably he will do a better job than many of his colleagues of the "tripartit".<br />So yes, it is proven, a non Catalan born person can become the president of Catalonia, but could a Catalan become the president of the Kingdom of Spain? The answer is categorically NO. Any party that proposes a Catalan candidate to run for office would definitely lose the elections, Pep Priorat i Aguiló has absolutely no chances at all to win the Spanish presidential elections. And you will ask me why? Very simple, Spaniards consider Catalans Spanish, but not as Spanish as the rest. They do not trust us, they believe that we are different, but they are horrified by a potential split.<br />Let’s not forget that when Miquel Roca i Junyent ran for president in 1986 as the candidate for the Reformist Party, he only got 0.96% of the votes and not a single representative in the House. If he had been called Miguel Piedra Afluente, he would have got a much better result, maybe even the presidency, but he had the wrong name and the wrong origin. Funnily he was born near Bordeaux (in Caudéran, to be exact) when his parents fled the ditactorship, so he could not be Catalan president either if my rule took effect (neither could my son, a New Englander).<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTY5Np6IDj093quCXp74Npacx6Pa819nTWgpSPVg_8eCiY7sJ1MkUkNZ9fE4iWvtNeVvzFx3ZeLaQbqa5uPzWatGgZqFB2_DNLzEvAaR2Sh4tuhB-iQoJYctOfH7d35LsToYDzFg/s1600-h/Francesc_Pi_i_Margall.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5033404742791441330" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTY5Np6IDj093quCXp74Npacx6Pa819nTWgpSPVg_8eCiY7sJ1MkUkNZ9fE4iWvtNeVvzFx3ZeLaQbqa5uPzWatGgZqFB2_DNLzEvAaR2Sh4tuhB-iQoJYctOfH7d35LsToYDzFg/s200/Francesc_Pi_i_Margall.jpg" border="0" /></a>Some of you may point out that indeed there were two Catalan presidents in the past. </div><div>Estanislao Figueres i Moragues (February 1873 – June 1873) and Francesc Pi i Margall (June 1873 –July 1873) were the first two presidents of the Spanish first Republic, but the fact that they stayed altogether 6 months in power, only proves my point.<br />Finally, some of you may suggest that I am forgetting one Catalan president of the second Spanish Republic, Alejandro Lerroux, but he was not a Catalan. He was, as our current president, also from Cordoba.<br /><br />Conclusion: "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a Catalan to become president of Spain." (Mark 10:25 with some help) </div></div></div></div>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-16114463892389031982007-02-04T20:18:00.000-05:002007-10-11T20:38:38.717-04:00Fake politicsSince New Year I have been traveling continuously. Seattle, California, Arizona, Germany, The Netherlands, Florida (3x), and I have had no time to write any meaningful posting yet.<br />And when I am at home, I try to spend some quality time with my wife and the kids.<br /><br />Two weeks ago, I <a href="http://www.netflix.com">netflixed</a> <a href="http://www.mgm.com/whenharrymetsally/">"When harry met Sally ..."</a>. I had seen this comedy 15 years ago, but I thought that my wife (remember that she grew up in communist China, where western films were normally not shown) would enjoy it.<br />I had totally forgotten the scene where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm. It is one of the best comedy scenes in history. To hell, Catalan politics.<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RDADTMqDDL8"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RDADTMqDDL8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-47207636106346194112007-01-06T20:21:00.000-05:002007-10-11T20:38:52.325-04:00The day that the 3 Magic Kings came to MassachusettsAs expected, since I had left my shoes under the Christmas tree, the three Magic Kings, Melchior, Caspar and Balthasar came to our home in Massachusetts to visit one of the few <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiYbig8OOGM03jEPA-QhUmZvVlA3Q8hBbYw8A4d1q3RRNyJrXzzRPa-lNAcqMjxHFc6EifZYOKAJn5EWaD9NpPcZknVV2C5_su1SmzFeoux2iT-1-EZRf2FEUJSFzkRwNflxSEGA/s1600-h/SantaSenyera.jpg"></a>idealistic Catalans that still exist. They did a great job in combination with eBay and Barnes and Nobles, maybe because they heard that I paid off my mortgage in December.<br /><br /><br />This is the list of things I got:<br /><ol><li>A "made in Taiwan" Catalan flag (“la senyera”) that is now proudly <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlhpgU2icF9TvOeVZkS-G-Z-Y_n5PzLBHG22dGAnCO8XijYpx-Q_kcjCwOui8RltB9zQCkkZDUpgQqNL28SD1-Pehmf0HQjmLKAfrySVhVc8j3xAxxvy5kP9rvspmqS95fGOrelg/s1600-h/ReisBloc.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5017298242958111970" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="618" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlhpgU2icF9TvOeVZkS-G-Z-Y_n5PzLBHG22dGAnCO8XijYpx-Q_kcjCwOui8RltB9zQCkkZDUpgQqNL28SD1-Pehmf0HQjmLKAfrySVhVc8j3xAxxvy5kP9rvspmqS95fGOrelg/s400/ReisBloc.jpg" width="215" border="0" /></a>hanging from the veranda that overlooks our family room. Unfortunately I will not be able to display it on our national day, since believe it or not, it’s on September 11th.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGyX0FJLuIIat4GoKDd8oYmbER6WKtLu5WFHKDmiu_MwXp2L5OdzGPC85bOrWVbRpqn5rcmNyK1HbOjrozOCxaqYX-SUyTM4HoMDY1KlT9XjXYKeWFCc10qLDbgW4tWMK4axcdFw/s1600-h/moneda_catalana.jpg"></a></li><br /><br /><li>An old “3 QUARTOS” coin from the Principality of Catalonia dated 1811</li><br /><br /><li>A 1734 original map of Arragonia & Catalonia by Gerardus Mercator, published in the Mercator Atlas Minor 1734 edition; attractively colored with a fine hand, strong <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtPzebOpxK6AyDwWoaanjMHbuuGlPdRnigPkcZX7CP6yLGagPdFkSbnuHI9-RxZbzGpTj0W4RQZ0iz8mf4Cg-bHsC14FX7AYti3JkdlbczOBsGV6RzWK3xBDPO0c0nF025nU_yeg/s1600-h/MapaCatalunyaAntic.jpg"></a>impression, in very good condition on clean white paper with minor marginal soiling. Absolutely guaranteed an original antique map.</li><br /><br /><li>A novel from Patrick O'Brian called THE CATALANS, a dark story of love and betrayal set against the brilliant colors of the Catalan country in southern France, long out of print. According to the publisher it is a powerful successor to Testimonies, Patrick O'Brian's first novel written for adults. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAuYsQK6qfPkRC7F_k0WGP6Synv6nm1BR8vEe4RTI7RKzqhyphenhyphenYHlK2HS0hpmSPssIC65GRgS89__xnB9VKO_AXORIrKRdMHykGQeTyZAd5j9Re7Gc4LQPHrO2ZRIqAhN42l2b7vmQ/s1600-h/Catalans2.jpg"></a>It is set in that corner of France that became O'Brian's adopted home, where the long dark wall of the Pyrenees runs headlong to meet the Mediterranean. I am curious to read this novel that situates Catalonia in France, maybe it takes place in northern Catalonia, but I doubt it</li><br /><br /><li>And finally a history book, out of print, called, guess how? THE CATALANS by Jan Read. “This is not a formal 'history book' account; it touches on the literary and scientific achievements of a Ramon Llull or Arnold of Vilanova, the origins of the Catalan language, the nineteenth-century literary revival of the *Renaixença" and resurgence of nationalism, the emergence of the labour movement in Barcelona and the divisions between parties of the left during the Civil War. Jan <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVTZ4pUipmV5vhcWdj39eBpaDqozWXia2llYiiWduJZEamc3X8imKKw_QusjkMkCkuykgJ8mlZS9lQWsv2yXb7ajCdrD8DnnQNpCSbTkI_sY8lcLw0sXlLiMQppQECDdH2EKN4-g/s1600-h/Catalansfrbg.jpg"></a>Read's graphic and carefully researched book, the only one of its kind in English, will interest any reader who wishes to look beyond the headlines and to understand the situation in Catalonia today."</li></ol>I hope you also got as many presents as I did.<br /><br />Happy New year 2007 – Bon Any 2007ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-4989813893588478302006-12-30T21:37:00.000-05:002007-10-11T20:39:03.838-04:00Catalonia, a country without “cojones”<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014515408868210274" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhftVd8P1kpJQgZ_93eHGPwK0vDuhssxQ3Q1IfMNDy_3dJTd9epRJre68_3HMIdYKHTOkmj2MqPi05fg24FXhjYHS0zU3mQaSjcAG0Z48RqR9ZSFdemdsxwdJ02me1r_OBeaSPcSg/s400/turbo-cojones400.jpg" border="0" />In the Spanish speaking countries, the word <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cojones">“cojones”</a> is gross. Surprisingly in the Anglo countries the same word has pretty positive connotations (a bit “macho”, but positive). I have heard the word used in business meetings several times and I seem to be the only one who gets a bit shocked with the expression, even though the Catalan version of the word, “collons” (pronounced “koo-ee-ons”), is much softer and can be used without raising eyebrows.<br />To illustrate that the word “cojones” has no negative connotations among the North American Anglo community, I will mention the ad campaigned that Volkswagen started in USA a few months ago. The billboards describe its new Golf as the “Turbo-Cojones”. The campaign did not last much due to the complaints of people, mostly in Florida, who did understand the real meaning of cojones and did not want to be exposed to a gross ad promoting the “turbo-testicles” and maybe, did not want to see the saga continued with a next round of ads promoting the Jetta “Turbo-polla” (Turbo-dick).<br /><br />However, for this posting, I want to stick to the Anglo meaning of “cojones” and definitely, at the end of the year 2006, I have to proclaim that Catalonia is a country without cojones.<br />For hundreds of years the majority of Catalans have believed that even though Spain is a good country with excellent people, it is not our country, it is not the country where we belong. We have allowed that people arriving in our country change our way of life in a way only seen in places where the invader had a much more developed culture (and army) than those invaded. A high percentage of the millions of people who came to our land, Catalonia, seeking prosperity (and many of them got it) have “hispanized Catalonia” instead of adapting to our culture and values.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpunN-ZTVkPiTpZLaH6s6BRt13CqPR4-Z9ImRODLIdFyYtCBE8O_7M4FmW_Gq1nl58M5oN7g6TkzEDBUE_tsWT8LjJNN0zzJwcP5nXt6kM57zhjxnV-urx0a7a3Nh_k7MW1U3IJg/s1600-h/DSC02347-2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014515649386378866" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpunN-ZTVkPiTpZLaH6s6BRt13CqPR4-Z9ImRODLIdFyYtCBE8O_7M4FmW_Gq1nl58M5oN7g6TkzEDBUE_tsWT8LjJNN0zzJwcP5nXt6kM57zhjxnV-urx0a7a3Nh_k7MW1U3IJg/s400/DSC02347-2.JPG" border="0" /></a>But the responsibility does not lie on those who came. The responsibility lies on those who call Catalonia their nation. And the reality is that we do not have “cojones”, we always back off because we are afraid of losing what we have achieved so far. We hide our Catalan identity, because we believe that if we display it, Spanish will boycott it and foreigners will not recognize it and we will sell less. We are a country of “botiflers”, a country without “cojones”.<br />As an example, I am including a picture of two bottles I bought here in USA, both bought at <a href="http://www.costco.com/Home.aspx">Costco</a>. The single malt bottle of scotch shows proudly on the front of the bottle “The Macallan distilleries Inc, Easter Elchies, Craigellachie, Scotland. Product of Scotland”. On the bottle of Freixenet “cava”, there is no reference to Sant Sadurdi d’Anoia, Barcelona or Catalonia, just a laconic “Product of Spain” on the back label. I told you, a country without “cojones”.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-48671455878182401612006-12-02T21:51:00.000-05:002007-10-11T20:39:20.917-04:00The Montserrat schismEl cisma de Montserrat<br />The Catholic Church has always been anti-Catalan. The Catholic Church likes empires, likes authoritarian regimes, likes commonality and Catalonia does not offer any of them. Do not think that the aversion to Catalonia by the Catholic Church is something new. It’s a millennium old.<br />In 1301, Pope Boniface VIII fell ill. His Roman doctors were not able to heal him. Pope Boniface hated Catalans, he had done everything possible to stop their expansion in the Mediterranean and he also denied the rights of the House of Barcelona to the Crown of Sicily. However, as a last resort, they brought the famous Catalan doctor, Arnau de Vilanova, to see the Pope. Arnau had been put in prison upon arrival in Rome some time before.<br />Arnau was able to relieve Boniface’s suffering. After that, Pope Boniface exclaimed: “at last I have found a Catalan who does good”.<br />In the XV and XVI century, the situation got even worst. The fact that Catalans did not support the implementation of the Inquisition was the main reason for that. They even assassinated some of the Castilian lead Inquisitors who were sent to the kingdom of Aragon to implement the Spanish Inquisition. In my opinion that’s the main reason why Catalans were forbidden by Isabel Queen of Castile to go to America till the end of the XVIII century.<br />Recently, we have seen similar moves by the Catholic church establishment to weaken the Catalan identity. A few years ago, the Vatican determined that the Western Strip (La Franja), the Catalan speaking counties located in the Aragon region would not longer belong to the Lleida archdiocese (Catalonia), but it would become part of the Aragonian archdiocese of Barbastro. La Franja had been part of the Lleida archdiocese for more than one thousand years. The motivation behind the decision was to reduce the influence of Catalonia on this Aragonian region with more of 90% Catalan native speakers (the highest percentage of Catalan native speakers in any region in the world).<br />The last straw has been the approval last week by the Spanish archbishop conference of a documents declaring that the unity of Spain is a “moral good”, trying to quell any separatist desire in Catalonia or the Basque country. What does the unity of Spain have to do with religion or morality? Why don’t the Spanish bishops spend their time doing the real moral good, as for instance, helping the poor, putting in prison the pedophilic priests or giving support to the use of condoms to curve the growth of AIDS?<br />I am a catholic, I always went to catholic school and I like Jesus and his teachings, but I really cannot stand the Roman Catholic apparatus. Pope, bishops and archbishops are not a moral good, they are basically a waste. They also proclaimed that the Roman empire and the old Spanish empire were a moral good. Both are long gone. That’s the only thing that gives me hope.<br />Hopefully one day, pretty soon, the abbot of the Montserrat monastery will secede from the Vatican and declare the Montserrat Schism (“el cisma de Montserrat”), with the basic good teachings of Jesus, but with divorce, non abortive contraception and female priesthood.<br />I include a videoclip showing the entry of the Franco dictator troops in Barcelona in 1939. My grandfather was by then a P.O.W. My grandmother and my 4 year old father had nothing to eat. The rest of my Catalan relatives were crossing into France, where they have remained since.<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_wvWRfh-3-U"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_wvWRfh-3-U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-1162694223990532552006-11-04T21:14:00.000-05:002007-10-11T20:41:26.452-04:00Our naked Santa Albert Rivera<p>The Catalan elections sucked. First of all, how do they dare to announce the results without waiting for my vote which I religiously sent on October 31st by certified mail. Hey guys, I spent 8 bucks and they have the nerve to announce the results without counting MINE. That proves that there was fraud. Remember that Cuidadanos made the 3% threshold by a mere 0.04%. Maybe a couple of votes, mine and <a href="http://trenator.blogspot.com/">Rab’s</a> for instance, can bring it to an insufficient 2.99%.<br />In a serious note, the only fraud is the clowns we have as politicians. But you are right, we have the politicians that we deserve.<br />I have to admit that I am surprised by the fact that Ciudadanos made it, even though I have to thank Albert Rivera for having been the reason of more than 1000 hits to <a href="http://ianllorens.blogspot.com/2006/09/emperors-new-clothes.html">my blog </a>last month. On October 7th, several American and Canadian newspapers published an article about Albert Rivera and for two days, when you googled any combination of Albert, Rivera, Catalonia, Barcelona or naked, my site ranked first. Now he has become a popular guy and if you put the word naked, it brings me to the 6th page (otherwise I still make the top 10).<br />I do not feel too bad about Ciutadans making it to the Parliament. In general, they say the right things (although they think totally differently, but that's politics). My impression is, however, that the vast majority are core Spanish nationalists that cannot deal with Acebes (most probably only his mother can deal with him). As an example, I hardly found any Catalan first names on the ballot of Ciudadanos. I only recall Albert and two Sílvias (and I had to take my magnifying glass to see the two accents ‘ on the first i). I thought they are for bilingualism, therefore I would have expected at least 50-50 Catalan and Spanish first names.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/1600/Albert%20Rivera%20Santa.3.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 350px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 517px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="391" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/320/Albert%20Rivera%20Santa.3.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></a><br />Anyway I want to make use of this opportunity to ask our naked Santa, or even better, king Melcior-Albert-Rivera, the following Xmas presents: </p><ul><li>Trilingual schools (Catalan, Spanish, English)</li><li>A new Spanish passport written in Catalan (in addition to the current 12 languages): Regne d’Espanya - Passaport </li><li>That Catalan has the same rights in the E.U. as Gaelic, Maltese, Danish and any other official language spoken by less than 10 million people. </li><li>That the Spanish Embassies and Consulates have signs (with smaller font if you want) in Catalan (Ambaixada d’Espanya, Consolat d’Espanya). </li><li>That birth certificate form at the consulates has a box to tick if you want the inscription in the Civil Registry to be made according to the Catalan usage </li><li>That all products sold in Catalonia have Catalan labeling and directions for use </li><li>That all electronic products sold in Catalonia have Catalan user interface</li></ul>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-1161639643592166152006-10-23T17:35:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:41:39.533-04:00Fuck yourself on the right hand sideI have spent the last 8 days in Europe (Stuttgart, Saronno, Barcelona and now Amsterdam). While in Barcelona, I was exposed, once again, to the scatological and sexual connotations of Catalans politics, especially now that we are getting closer to election day.<br />I have to apologize once again for introducing to you so much dirty stuff, but Catalan politics are dirty. Thanks God, we do not have (yet) any child molester among the political elite, but we have pretty much everything else: politicians that go the Full Monty, actors that shit on the establishment, politicians' wives that refer to their political opponents as sons of a bitch, and so on.<br />The last addition to the list has been the most recent campaign by the Eco-socialist youths. They intended to promote the vote for the left by discrediting the right. So they started a campaign that included distributing condoms with what they thought was the printed Catalan phrase “Fuck the right”. However, those responsible for the ads had as much bad taste as they have lack of knowledge of the Catalan language (pretty popular among Catalan politicians who deny trilingual education to the kids, but who can hardly speak two Catalan words without making a grammar or vocabulary mistake). Instead of writing “Fuck the right” (Folla’t la dreta), they wrote “Fuck yourself on the right hand side” (Folla’t a la dreta), because independently of the willingness or not of the one who is being forced to the intercourse, ‘fuck someone” both in Catalan and English is a transitive verb and you “fuck the right” and not “to the right”, unless you have an asymmetrical penis.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/1600/folla%20t%20la%20dreta%20zoom.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 389px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 254px" height="260" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/320/folla%20t%20la%20dreta%20zoom.jpg" width="404" border="0" /></a>The campaign has been since withdrawn, not because of its bad taste, but because of the grammatical blunder.<br /><br />I promise, this is the last dirty post of the series, if the Catalan politicians allow.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-1160442993418591882006-10-09T21:15:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:41:11.141-04:00Catalan national teams (II)The soccer game between the Catalan and Basque “national” teams took place last Sunday. It went well, about 60 thousand people attended the match, it was peaceful and everyone pretty much said what he/she wanted to say, a good sign of freedom of expression. The final score 2-2 did not matter at all, especially to me, since I do not like soccer (at least, I thought so).<br />But it you ask me, are you for the Catalan national teams? The answer is simple: Yes and No.<br />Yes, for those sports where Catalonia is a world power, where the Spanish national league is a Catalan league with just one or two Spanish teams dancing around. That is the case of roller hockey or grass hockey. In this case, making use of the status of Catalonia as a stateless nation, I think it is justified to have Catalan national teams playing in international competitions, no matter what Madrid thinks.<br />No, for those sports where Catalonia itself is not willing to abide by the rules. In order to have a national team, the requirement should be (and it is for soccer) that that particular country has its own league. I do not think that Catalans will bite the bullet and organize a Catalan soccer league, where Barcelona FC would play against Ripollet or Cardedeu, thus turning down the lucrative matches like Barcelona vs. Madrid, Seville or Valencia.<br /><br />As I mentioned in my previous, the commercial - promoting Sunday's game against the Basque <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/1600/CataloniaSapinCloseIan.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/320/CataloniaSapinCloseIan.jpg" border="0" /></a>region - began airing in Catalonia last week but a Barcelona judge ordered the suspension Thursday. The ad showed children picking teams for a soccer game. One boy, dressed in a red jersey symbolizing the Spanish national team, refuses to let a boy wearing the Catalonian team's shirt play - unless he removes his jersey. The boy takes off his shirt and other children then remove theirs in solidarity. Then the slogan, "a country, a team," then flashes on screen.<br />A group, calling itself Right to Decide, urged fans to endorse the commercial by removing their shirts when players entered the stadium.<br />Using a high tech satellite camera, I decided to check whether any fans would follow the group’s request. I was successful enough to take one satellite picture of one of the fans that decided to follow. Since then, I have decided that I may start to like soccer and we should delay the decision on Catalan national teams for a couple of years, as long as the fans continue to show their support in a similar fashion.<br />What you are unable to see on the picture is what the woman had tattooed on her back:“If I was the size of Albert Rivera’s, I would also cover them with my hands,”<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/640/CataloniaNotSpain.jpg"></a><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; moz-background-clip: initial; moz-background-origin: initial; moz-background-inline-policy: initial" alt="Posted by Picasa" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" align="middle" border="0" /></a>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-1160188706887457322006-10-06T22:37:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:41:52.973-04:00Catalan national teamsSpain has done everything possible to suppress the Catalan and Basque country national teams. This weekend Catalonia is playing an "international" soccer match against the Basque country.<br />Spain would have no problems to play against Wales, Scotland or even the disputed colony of Gibraltar, but it would never agree to play against Catalonia.<br /><br />The pro Catalan national team movement, created the enclosed TV ad to support the Catalan team. The ad was banned yesterday by a judge. Judge by yourself.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WbBaBH-5oLQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WbBaBH-5oLQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-1158679273150271932006-10-01T23:19:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:42:04.826-04:00Mas InglésI thought that Artur Mas was simply the typical kind of Catalan traitor (botifler) who had sold his soul to the devil (Zapatero) for personal political gains. This has happened many times throughout the history, that’s why Catalonia has gradually lost language, political rights and identity in the last 600 years.<br />This year, during the negotiations of the new Statute (Catalan Constitution), we lost a unique opportunity to take control of our future, by managing our taxes, the infrastructural investments, harbors and airports. The only so-called win is that we are a nation in the introduction of the law, but not in the body.<br />This week Artur Mas has also demonstrated that, in addition of being a “botifler”, he is also a moron. Apparently he also believes (like me) that Catalans need to be trilingual (congratulations!), but his methodology slightly differs from mine.<br />As you well know, I am a proponent of trilingual education where Catalan and Spanish are used to teach most of the subjects (in a 50/50 approach) and English is introduced pretty early with the objective that kids leave highschool mastering Catalan and Spanish and being very fluent in English.<br />Artur Mas has a “better” approach. He is proposing tax deductions for those who have a certificate proving that they speak another language. Great idea! Young kids will put a lot of effort to learn a third and forth language at school, because they know that when they grow up, they will get a tax deduction. Do not tell me that this idea is not bright!<br />You can also imagine the future growth of a black market of language certificates for languages that no one can verify (Tibetan, Upper Sorbian, Urdu, Uripiv, Urum or Ute) that will funnel their revenues to the Catalan political parties and their leaders.<br />I am already making plans to go back to Catalonia. With all my languages, most probably I will not have to pay any tax, I may even get back the taxes I paid in the 80s.<br />The true reality is that both the Catalan and the Spanish governments have failed to resolve the education issue in Catalonia and Spain. The OCDE ranked the Spanish education system as one of the worst in the whole organization. The Spanish teachers are the better paid, kids spend the longest hours at school, but the results are the worst with the highest number of drop-outs.<br />This is an area where the Catalan government could have made a difference, since it has full responsibility in the area of education, but it has not. The entrepreneurship that characterized Catalonia is gradually disappearing, and we are more and more immersed in the sea of Spanish mediocrity. And between a mediocre independent Catalonia or a mediocre Spain (with a mediocre Catalonia as part of it), I would chose the latter. As we say in Catalan, the more we are, the more we will laugh. However if by managing our own future, we can make a quantum leap in our development, starting with a very robust education, elimination of corruption, reviving the entrepreneurship, etc, then we are in business and my nationalistic spirit will arise from the ashes like the phoenix.<br /><br />I attach some video clips that prove that, contrary to popular belief, Spanish leaders (famous and infamous) have reached a mastery of the English language beyond expectations. They would, at least, qualify for a 20% tax deduction.<br /><br />The Dictator:<br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BtAm0UepX8s" width="400" height="326" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed><br /><br />ZP+<br /><object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R6GQ-5-Kb7Q"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R6GQ-5-Kb7Q" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="326"></embed></object>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-1159404353027387392006-09-27T20:45:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:41:01.311-04:00Please Catalans, learn EnglishIn my next posting, once again I will try to convince all Catalans about the importance of learning languages, especially English.<br />Today, I just want to illustrate it with a couple of examples. I will leave the politics for the weekend.<br /><div><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/1i1SEt8GR0cNBlKt" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1sid_pub-i-want-to-fuck-you-in-the-ass"></a></b><br /><i>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/sAdCiTy">sAdCiTy</a></i></div><br /><br /><div><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/7dWEop1w85tcli0E" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1hf4_sinking"></a></b><br /><i>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/Nonoche">Nonoche</a></i></div>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-1158675332963048872006-09-19T10:10:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:42:38.296-04:00The Emperor's New Clothes<p>I just arrived in Shenyang (China), a city not too far from the North Korean border, but I continue to think of the Catalonia politics.<br />As some of you know, there is a new party in Catalonia called “Ciudadanos the Cataluña”. It is an anti-nationalistic party that is trying to attract those people from the center left that do not want to play the nationalistic game in Catalonia.<br />I think that every party has the right to exist. The voters will decide whether or not they become an anecdote (I think they will).<br />Personally, I do not agree with most of their premises and I do not like their tone in general, f.i. one of their keynote speakers said, with very obscene words, that he could not care less about the Catalan nation (a rough translation to English would be: “the Catalan nation makes my dick sweat”) and I think that they are promoting anti-Catalan sentiments, but let’s wait to the next elections and see what happens.<br /><br />There are, however, two things they say that I agree with (remember I am a non-orthodox Catalan nationalist):</p><ul><li>A push for bilingual education (I am actually for trilingual) </li><li>And that most of the Catalan politicians are crooks (remember the 3%, the revolutionary tax letters sent by ERC, the corrupt business practices by Duran Lleida, La Caixa writing off the Catalan Socialist Party loans, etc), but, to be frank, the Spanish politicians are not much better. This is not an excuse, it is a regrettable fact. </li></ul><p>The presidential campaign will start momentarily and the new party has presented its new ad campaign where its presidential candidate, Albert Rivera, appears totally naked. I think it is a bold move, that ERC or the PSC will not be able to match (can you imagine Carod or Montilla in a similar fashion?).<br /></p><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/1600/arivera_1.8.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 357px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 430px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="354" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/320/arivera_1.8.jpg" width="262" border="0" /> <p></a><br /><br />However I would like to give you a piece of advice, if you meet Albert Rivera, do not shake hands with him, just in case he has the same reaction to the Catalan nation as his keynote speaker.<br /><br />Finally I will say that no one in Barcelona will be surprised to see a naked person on the billboards. It is quite normal to go naked on the streets of Barcelona, either voluntarily or involuntarily. It has the advantage that no one can pick your pocket, what is a very important premise in Barcelona, otherwise ask the prime minister of Bosnia who was robbed last week on the streets of the Catalan capital (… and he thought the problem was the Serbs!). It is also a good method to avoid suicide bikers.<br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RPw1fTIEGoA" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed> </p>ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15808871.post-1157907651488853792006-09-10T12:41:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:40:48.865-04:00Valencia, California<p>I was this week in Valencia, California, a nice little city in the outskirts of L.A. It's all brand new construction, but it has a bright fake-adobe looking downtown with the typical malls and restaurants.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/1600/seneravalencia.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="230" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/320/seneravalencia.0.jpg" width="290" border="0" /></a><br />One of the locals told me: 'I think you also have a Valencia in Spain', as though the Mediterranean city stole the name from the Californian town. I told him, "yes, but it has around 2000 years more history than this village'.<br /><br />Talking about Valencia, the original Valencia, it is sad to see the animosity of a sizeable group of Valencians towards Catalonia due to, in my modest opinion, two reasons: </p><ul><li>The influence of the large group of Spanish nationalists who live in Valencia, mostly around the capital, Castilian speaking and Popular Party (right wing) voters.</li><li>The stupidity of some Catalan politicians who clumsily want to impose the notion of Catalan imperialism to Valencians and citizens of the Balearic islands (and whatever enclave where 2 or more people speak a dialect of the Catalan language). If I were Valencian, I would hate it too!!!</li></ul><p>I have to admit that Valencia has produced outstanding achievements:</p><ol><li>One of the best books in history, Tirant lo Blanc, was written in Valencian (the way Valencians call Catalan) in the 14th century. I will write some more about this book in the future.</li><li>Valencia got immediately the status of kingdom, while Catalonia always remained as a county or principality.</li><li>Our brightest king, James I (Jaume I) spent most of his adult life in Valencia and died there.</li><li>Valencians (as Catalans) were barred from going to America till the 18th century. However, as soon as they went there, they organized an uprising against Spain and declared independence. I am referring to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Marti">Josep Martí</a>;, who led the Cuban independence. Catalans, however, went another route and made money selling alcohol (Bacardí) and Tobacco (Partagàs).</li><li>Even the concept of Catalan Countries (Països Catalans) was developed by a Valencian (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Fuster">Joan Fuster</a>).</li></ol><p>When driving that evening my rental car, a Mustang convertible, from Valencia CA to Malibu (where I would stay overnight), I was thinking that I really like the idea of a confederate country formed by Catalonia, Valencia and the Balearic Islands. In a <a href="http://ianllorens.blogspot.com/2006/02/george-and-i.html">previous article</a>, I tried to find a compromise, acceptable by all parties, but, as <a href="http://tentothedozen.blogspot.com/">Habibi</a> pointed out, the compromise was too painful for Catalonia, since Barcelona would lose the status of capital. The warm breeze from the valley caressing my skin while driving, inspired me and I came up with a slight variation that may allow me to strike a deal:</p><p></p><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/1600/tableValearia.1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3356/1476/320/tableValearia.1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />A Clicktalan from Valeària.ian llorenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11480151992510686932noreply@blogger.com4